May 2013
girlwhowasonfire:
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
pi3rced-sirens:
apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
imperfectio:
I just love books and libraries and the smell of books and complete silence except the sound of someone flipping the pages and i just love words and paper and fictional characters and all the feelings my destiny is to live inside a bookstore
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
disneyismyescape:
beelzebub-36:
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I...
breadboxes:
breadboxes:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
lindsaychrist:
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
do you ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
teendisasterr:
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
please allow 5-7 business days before i even consider starting my homework
bad-wolf-of-baskerville:
authocracy:
kingcheddarxvii:
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
krabkrust:
seblaine:
circletines:
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
bullied:
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
basedgodniall:
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
episkyhearts:
captviridian:
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
small-magical-mean-world:
sailorcedes:
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING
^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP...
weedrichards:
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
